Barfbag Quote of the Day
After reading this you may want to have a hamburger for Thanksgiving dinner. Apparently thats what Catherine Zeta-Jones family will be having.
"Turkeys makes me feel ill. They're ugly, clammy, cold and flabby.I just won't go near them and I certainly won't cook them. They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around their legs"
Yummmmm.
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posted by BarbieMartini @ 11:20 AM
3 Comments:
At 11:59 AM,
Anonymous said…
Dear Barbie Martini,
I kind of doubt that Catherine Zeta-Jones has made her own dinner of any kind for quite a while. Perhaps she hates turkeys so much because they remind her of her husbands butt?
Sincerely,
Doubtful in Dallas
At 12:26 PM,
BarbieMartini said…
Yes thank you for bringing up a great point, we are sure she has never cooked a turkey either! and yes we think her husbands butt is probably not pretty.
At 4:52 PM,
Anonymous said…
Then why in the HELL is she banging Michael Douglas!!! FORGET ABOUT IT....give me the freeking turkey!!!!
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